Okay, I’m gonna start by giving you some names of females and you can tell me if they’d be your type in bed. Remy?
Remy’s not really my type, she’s too thugged out.

Trina?
Trina looks like she could be a lot of fun, especially coming from down here. She’s probably very liberal when it comes to the bedroom.

Paris Hilton?
Hell no! No way. I like women that got bodies.

So who’s on Pitbull’s hit list?
Sophia Vergara. I like Columbian women. She’s very, very beautiful. She looks like she’s fuckin’ killer in the bedroom. We all know that J-Lo’s got that magical shit, so she must be doing something extraordinary in the bedroom.

What’s Pitbull’s ideal woman?
I just like women that are exotic looking that look like they have no rules when it comes to the bedroom. It’s just all-out, everything’s a green light.

What do you think are the differences between Hispanic, white, and black women in bed?
I love women that are like, black and white, mixed. In my experience, the hottest ones in bed are Spanish women that are mixed with something else. They like to have a good time, they’re open. They’re not like, “Oh, no, I don’t do that, that’s nasty.” A lot of black women aren’t open, they’re like, “Let’s fuck” and that’s it. I’ve never really been with a white woman in my life. Of course, I’m attracted to all women, but once you get to the bed you wanna have a good time. I could just jack my dick and nut, but I wanna have a good time.

Why do you think Miami is such a sexually open city?
It’s the atmosphere. There’s so many people from so many different islands. It’s a melting pot, and our environment is so hot it makes us hot-blooded and sex-driven like fuckin’ rabbits.

Would you credit Luke with helping that Miami sex reputation also?
Oh, of course. Luke grew up in this environment. I dealt with Luke for a year on tour, and man, I can only imagine him back in the day.

What do you think about the theory that Florida is shaped like a dick, so that’s why most of the music that comes from Florida is about sex?
I’ve never heard that theory before. That’s funny, though. Florida looks like a gun to me. I think that everything that comes out of Florida is sexual because guys come down here and don’t know what to do ‘cause of all these women. They’re like, “Oh, shit, all these women!” All these New York muthafuckers come down here and act like straight whores.

What’s a typical night in bed with Pitbull like?
I come from a neighborhood where we say, “Don’t talk about it, be about it.” I’m not the type to tell you what I would or wouldn’t do, but you’ve seen the type of people I hang out with.

Do you get a lot of sexual calls and voicemails?
Oh, I get that all the time. Women call me playing with themselves. They like that shit. Women love that shit, that’s why they’re cheating on their man ‘cause he’s not giving them what they need. It’s exciting for a woman to be in a car and take off her pants and fuck while they driving. Just pull the panties to the side and fuck ‘em in the middle of the road. That’s exciting to a woman. But, when it’s just recreational – let’s go to the room and fuck missionary – that shit is boring. Women want excitement, they don’t wanna be like, “Just fuck me and get off me.” And the funny thing is, most of the time the horror stories I hear from women, their men are these model-looking built dudes who can’t fuck for shit ‘cause they’re too into themselves. They’re just a regular dude who comes home from work, watches TV, and doesn’t let their woman do shit. So she’s like a bird out of the cage when she goes to the club. She gets a couple drinks, you tell her what she wants to hear, and she goes crazy. They like that adventurous shit in their lives.

Has your sex life changed since you’ve become famous?
My sex life is always gonna change, even if I’m not famous. I always like to grow and learn new things. It’s all mental, at the end of the day. If you can’t mentally control yourself when you’re in bed, you’re no good.

What’s the most aggressive groupie that’s approached you?
I was with my girl at this club and this girl came up to me like, “Me and my girl wanna fuck you.” I was like, Okay, I know you see me here with my lady. So for her to come up and say that shit, no, I definitely didn’t accept her offer. When offers come in so blunt like that, you sorta get scared because she could be doing that shit with anybody and you put yourself in a high-risk situation.

A lot of rappers have come out with sex tapes, is that something you plan on doing?
I will, but I’m definitely gonna do some different shit. I’ve got some ideas but I can’t put ‘em out there yet.

What condoms do you recommend?
Don’t use no color condoms, that irritates women’s pussies. If you really wanna beat the shit out of a woman, get them Trojan enhanced joints. I usually just stick to Trojan.

What’s the largest group sex activity you’ve been involved in?
Shit, being with Luke, I’ve seen the whole fuckin’ stage involved in a sex scene. Like, ten people suckin’ and fuckin’ at the same time and doing all types of shit.

Is there such a thing as “too much” sex?
Nah. But sex is a drug, definitely.

Since you’ve become a celebrity, have you had any famous women come at you?
(laughing) I can’t put any names out there. Don’t worry, though, when it gets real juicy I’ll hit you up.

Any toys or foods in the bedroom?
It’s good to have toys for the women, you know, just to fuck they pussy up. Cameras and shit, that’s fun too.

- Julia Beverly, jb@ozonemag.com