Do you remember the first time?
Oh! I think any man can remember. I was like thirteen or fourteen, dawg. I was in junior high school, it was right before I stabbed a dude. I had got kept back in the eighth grade. It was my birthday, and my brother was like, "I got this bitch for you. Matter of fact, I got two bitches for you, and it’s fixin’ to go down!" I was kinda nervous. These broads came in and he left out the room. The hoes got to suckin’, I put on the rubber and got to fuckin’, and like, as soon as I stuck it in, it was over! I was like, "Uh, uh!" like eight pumps. It was hot, wet, and I was like, "Oh, my God!" The shit just came out. I been hooked ever since. I can’t stop. I was holdin’ it in before I even busted. But, before I ever had any pussy or any head, I was already fuckin’ around doing little freaky shit, humping and shit.

How does Scrappy like to fuck?
Scrappy like to fuck in all the positions, but my main position is from the front with the legs up because you get to go in deeper. From the back is okay when the bitch got a big ass, ‘cause the ass is bouncin’. But that’s the only excitement you get out of that.

So you’re a titty man?
I’m a titty man! How did you know that? (Lil Jon voice) Yeaaahhhh!!! For real, though, I’m a straight titty man.

You’re a young dude, so do you prefer women your own age or older women?
I like to fuck with older women. Them the experienced ones. Why fuck with muthafuckers that you’ve got to teach? I am not a teacher, I’m a learner. I want to learn all I can learn.

What’s the best lesson you ever got?
The best lesson I ever got was when a bitch licked my ass, dawg. I was like, "Oh, my muthafuckin’ God!" I was like, (Lil Jon voice) "Whatttt????!" ‘Cause I used to argue with niggas all day, like, "How y’all gonna let a bitch lick your ass? That ain’t proper, my nigga! That ain’t hood!" But then I was getting my dick sucked and the bitch lifted my leg up and licked my ass. I couldn’t help it, I was screaming. Oh, I felt like a bitch.

What’s your ideal woman like?
My baby mama. She’s so fuckin’ fine. That’s the muthafucker I kicked it with forever. Like in real life, I have a daughter, and [her mother] is like, wow. Her body is wow, her face is wow, she’s so fine. How could you let her go? And she knows everything that I like, so where else am I gonna go?

So it doesn’t bother her that you fuck around when you’re on the road?
Of course. But she get all the money, so why should she complain? She’s pimpin’ right now. If you got a baby by any nigga that’s rappin’ or trappin’ or anything, you pimpin’! You can sit back and relax.

What would you do in bed with your baby mama that you wouldn’t do with groupies?
Man, I would eat her the fuck out. That’s what I would do. Groupies can’t even get a kiss on the cheek.

What’s the craziest thing a groupie has ever said to you?
A bitch came up to me and grabbed my dick from my balls and was like, "I’m gonna fuck you tonight." And guess what happened? She didn’t fuck me that night. I don’t like the ones that come at me, I like the ones I can go after. I’m a dog, I like to chase. If I’m tryin’ to chase ‘em, they gonna feel it when I’m looking directly in they eyes. They know I wanna fuck. If I’m lookin’ directly at you, then answer and come. But if I’m chillin’, drinkin’, and you comin’ at me, I’m gonna kick you to the curb like BAM!

What’s the most interesting place you’ve ever had sex?
In the car. Driving. It was just a normal day, smokin’ weed while I was ridin’. I’m going to the studio with a bitch, and she hops over – you know, she suckin’ the dick first – I had to have my seats lean all the way back in the Chevy Monte Carlo. But I’m sittin’ there driving and shit, and the bitch just starts gulpin’ like she’s about to throw up on my dick ‘cause it’s big as fuck. She’s going up and down and then I pull over and put the rubber on. We fuckin’, and I start driving again ‘cause I want to see how it feel on the expressway. We was fuckin’ on the expressway!

On 285?
285! How did you know?

(laughing) Everybody fucks on 285.
Ohhhh!!!! You nasty muthafucka, you! Yeah, it was 285! You already know. That’s the sex highway!

What’s something you’d like to do sexually that you’ve never done?
I would love to just go up to a bitch and grab her hair and say, "I wanna fuck you right now," and she be cool with it. It’s on. I ain’t with the kissing and all that shit. I’ll suck the titties, though. I love titties, and you can lick on me all day, but kissing is not my thing unless you my baby mama.

What’s the largest group sex experience you’ve had?
A foursome. Three girls. I ain’t even know if I could take ‘em all or not. I was in a hotel room, and it was two of ‘em doing they thing over on the other side of the room, and me and shawty. Then they connected, some kinda way. It was fun, I ain’t never had that much fun before. We was laughing, talkin’ about it, that’s the best way to do it. I was like, "You can’t do this shit here! Bitch, watch this shit!" She screaming, "Ahh!" No niggas allowed in my room. Oh, except Pooh Baby! Me and my nigga have been in the same room and fucked two different bitches and switched ‘em out! Sho’ did, man. That’s my nigga.

I guess that’s a male bonding experience.
Yes, it is! I love my nigga, dawg. We skeet on hoes. We skeet on they eyes, they hair, they nose, they ears, you know, they cheeks. Everywhere, everywhere. This is some G’s Up shit. If I could, I would skeet on the stars, dawg. I don’t think God would permit me to do that, though.

Could you ever have too much sex?
Hell yeah! Dawg, just two weeks ago I was tired of havin’ sex. Now I’m back on it again. I’m telling you, though, my nigga Pooh Baby do not take a break! He fucks on the road, goes home to his baby mama, fucks her, and comes back on the road. That nigga is the Energizer bunny!