How do you think Trina would be in bed? Is she your type?
Trina’s definitely my type. I think she’d be good in bed. She seems like she’s ghetto certified, and I like that. Ghetto girls who are sexy at the same time, I like that. Sometimes I like to be nasty when the time comes to get behind closed doors. I don’t want a girl who’s too stuck up to do what she gotta do.

Foxy Brown?
I like Foxy Brown, but I don’t know how she’d be in bed. I mean, I think she’d be good. She’s sexy, she turns me on. She’s my type in a way, too.

Jacki-O?
I haven’t really seen her too much, I just started hearing about her. She’s appealing, though, from what I’ve seen. I think she got that put-it-on-a-nigga attitude. Sometimes I like to flip it, I like it when a girl comes at me with the attitude like, “No, I’m gonna put it on you, nigga! I’m gonna bust yo ass!” (laughing) You know, not really like, butch or too aggressive, but...

Paris Hilton?
Yeah, definitely my type. I think she’s nasty, and I like nasty. She’s very sexy to me. She makes me hard. It’s her aura. Some people just have that aura about them, that sexy vibe.

Oprah?
I’d get at Oprah. It ain’t about the money, I’d get at Oprah just so she could say that a little nigga put it on her ass.

Britney Spears?
She’s not really my type, but I’d turn her out. I don’t think she’d be very good in bed, though. She’s all hype.

Lil Kim?
Hell yeah. She’s in the Trina/Jacki-O/Lil Kim category. Yeah, I’d go in there and handle that.

Halle Berry?
Oh yeah! She’s my type all the way. It doesn’t even matter how good Halle Berry is in bed because I’m gonna fuck the shit outta her anyway. I’m gonna make Halle Berry good in the bed!

What would make a woman bad in bed?
First of all, I don’t like no dry coochie. I’m gonna get the coochie wet regardless, but some girls just dry out fast, especially if you using a condom. Some women are just naturally moist, I like that. And some women are just dead, no movement. I gotta do everything! Whining about how they don’t want to get on top.

Is there anybody else on Juelz’ hit list who could get it?
A lot of women could get it. I don’t really fantasize about that stuff, though. I feel like I’m on they hit list. They ain’t on my list. I’m on they list. I’m that nigga. Whatever happens, happens. You know who is on my list? Patti LaBelle. That’s my list. I love Patti. Patti is a sexy, older, mature certified woman. I’d marry her, I’d hang it all up to marry Patti. (leans closer into the recorder) I’m telling you Patti, I’ll hang it all up. I’ll be faithful. I won’t mess with nobody. I want you, Patti LaBelle. I wanna put my face on your breasts like a pillow.

So you’re a breast man.
I’m a sex man. Different things turn me on about different women.

Are there differences sexually between different races of women?
Of course there’s differences between races. I mean, white women tend to be thinner and black women tend to be thicker. I know some white women that are just as sexual as black women, even freakier. Keepin’ it funky. But Spanish girls are the freakiest. They’re crazy in bed. Everybody got they differences, I think as far as physical differences I would say Spanish girls have the juiciest coochies. Somethin’ about that Goya, I guess.

Are there any Juelz Santana sex tapes floating around?
Nah, nah, nah, nothing like that. I got a girl.

Have you had any groupies approaching you saying something crazy?
Oh, yeah, girls say a lot of shit. I had a song sayin’, “Girl, are you thirsty,” and mad girls used to come up to me like, “I’ll drink it, I’m thirsty!” They’d offer to suck my dick, this and that.

Did you take advantage of those offers?
Just put a question mark after that one (laughing). Yeah, I took a couple offers back in the day.

So since you have a girl now, is there anything you’ll do in bed with her that you wouldn’t have done with a groupie back in the day?
Yeah, everything. I mean, my girl is my girl. I’ll do everything with my girl. Groupies are hands off, and definitely no kissing. Hell no. I might slap ‘em on the ass, but that’s about it.

Since you’ve been on tour with a group of guys, what’s the largest number of people you’ve had involved in a sex activity at one time?
Aw, man! I don’t know about that one. That’s not a question for me! (laughing)

Do you have a favorite position?
It don’t matter. However they like it. I’m all about pleasing a female. I’ll cum later.

Shaved or hairy?
I like it pretty. You know if your shit is lookin’ right or not.

What’s the most exciting place you’ve ever had sex?
In a club. It was a while ago, a few years ago. On the dance floor. She leaned back, I rolled on the condom. The lights were off, nobody knew cause it just looked like we were dancing.

Is there anywhere you’d like to have sex where you haven’t done it yet?
In a million dollars. And I’d still have a million dollars after I’m done having sex.

Have you ever been pussy-whipped?
Never. I’ve enjoyed pussy, but I’ve never been pussy-whipped.

Any toys in the bedroom?
No. I’m not into that.

Do you prefer a girl to wear lingerie, or be naked?
Yeah, I’m a pretty panty lover. I love when a girl has on some sexy shit.

- Julia Beverly, jb@ozonemag.com
(Photo: Julia Schell)