I’m gonna start by naming some names of rappers, and you can tell me how you think they’d be in bed. Mannie Fresh?
He’s cuddly. He looks lovable and huggable. He looks like the type of guy that knows what he wants and ain’t afraid to tell you what he’s looking for. And, cha-ching!

Too Short?
Ain’t he a pimp? Next!

Ludacris?
He got nice lips, and looks like he’s just the right size.

J-Kwon?
I could teach him a few things. He’s a nice-looking dude. Young and willing to learn.

T.I.?
Straight lunch!

50 Cent?
50 is a little too seasoned right now. He look like a convertible. I bet he got a left hook, but I don’t know, he look like the dick might be good. What size shoe does he wear, anyway? (laughing)

Young Buck?
Now, Young Buck is Jacki-O’s typical kind of dude, but I shoulda got him when he was fresh. If I had got to him, he would be a whole different type of player, a whole different type of dude. There’s good men out there, but what makes a better dude is a good woman.

Petey Pablo?
He’s a nice size dude. He look like after you finish puttin’ it on him, you could just lay on that big ol’ chest and play with them ears. Convertible.

Xzibit?
West Coast lunch! Coming from the South all the way to Cali, he looks like the five hour flight would be well worth it! He looks like a hard top. He’s straight lunch. Put that twice!

Freeway?
He looks like he can go a good twenty minutes without reloading. He’s a good dude, so if I get with him I’ll try to hook him with a lil’ saliva. (laughing) He definitely looks like a good lay. Probably a convertible.

Lil’ Flip?
I could just play in his hair. He looks like a nice plate of collard greens and cornbread and baked chicken.

David Banner?
Hard top. Big feet.

Lil’ Jon?
Missionary, so them dreads could hit you in the face (laughing)!

Lil’ Wayne?
He’s straight out the projects. Straight lunch, on a big ol’ plate. He look like a hard top, the young nigga who’s dick don’t never go down. It just stay hard. He’s the type of nigga that will remind you not to forget him when you out boosting. When I’m out strong-arming, he’s the type of nigga you won’t forget. You call and say, “Where you at? Got a fresh pair of Jordans for you, damn, hit a bitch back!” (laughing) Sugarwalls! He make the sugarwalls come down. When you get with him, what he gon’ do to you is gonna remind you not to forget him.

Lil Wayne said you’re like a sister to him, and he can’t look at you that way.
Tell Lil Wayne I’m not his sister. Lil Wayne, we could be kissing cousins (laughing).

Cuban Link said he thought you’d be “traditional” in bed.
“Traditional”? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Like, missionary position? I am anything but missionary, sweetheart.

What rappers do you think are packin’?
Petey Pablo. Lil’ Flip. Ludacris. They just give me that vibe. Who else is holding a big package? Definitely Lebron James, cause he’s a young tall nigga with some big feet. Them ball players, like Clinton Portis, and Lebron James. Lebron James look like he’s straight muthafuckin’ lunch. And now that Shaq done moved to Miami, he ain’t exempt, neither! But they could be tricky dicks, they could be foolin’ us.

Carmelo Anthony?
Lunch. When I say it like that, you ain’t gotta ask me no more questions. Lunch!

R Kelly?
Hard-top with a lil’ hook in it.

Didn’t you see his porn video?
Oh, you know what? I did see part of it, and it look like it’s real good. I’m just being real. If that was him on the tape, it looked real good.

What about the part where he was eating ass?
Loved it. I paused that part. It’s on my TV right now (laughing).

What’s the difference between a thug and a pretty boy?
Thugs gon’ give it to you like you want it, and they gon’ take it even when you tell them no they gonna be tryin’ to pull your panties off or tear ‘em to the side. You know, a girl likes it rough every now and then. A pretty boy is gonna ask for it and when you tell him “no,” he gon’ be like, “Okay.” A thug is gon’ be like, “Shit, you gonna give me some of that pussy!”

So when does it become rape? Where’s the line?
Well, all men should know that “no” means “no.” But when you’re saying (whining softly) “no,” a thug gon’ know what that means. But a pretty boy will be like, “Okay, maybe next time.” We all know that “no” really means “yes” (laughing). I mean, after the clothes are off and the only thing left on is the panties, if you done went that far “no” means “yes.” But you want him to be a little aggressive. But if I’m fully clothed and we’re at a movie theater or something, uh, “no” means “no.” Oh, you could ask me about places I wouldn’t mind gettin’ down in.

Okay, what are some creative places you’ve had sex, or would like to have sex?
Cherry bush. Middle of Times Square. The [Miami hotel] Mandarin Oriental in the Hong Kong room, on the balcony. Backyard cherry bush. Uh, I’ve gotta be more creative than this. Something sickening. In a sailboat on the French Riviera? Top floor of the Bellagio in Vegas, on the private crap table that they bring to your room. The back of a jet-ski on South Beach? Nah, I’m just playin’. Did I say “cherry bush” already? The last place would probably be 35,000 feet in the air, on a private jet.

Have you ever been dick-whupped?
Nah, not yet. I try to pussy-whup a nigga instead. I just do my thing when I get in the bed with a man.

Lights on or off?
Leave the lights on! He gon’ wanna see this! (laughing) Keep ya eyes open. Don’t blink or you might miss it! The hands are quicker than the eyes, baby. Oh, I have an alter ego in the bedroom. My name is Jacki-O, but my alter ego is Backdoor Bambi. ‘Cause my name is Bambi and I like it in my backdoor. Nah, I’m just playing. Oh, I like to role play. Role playing is when we pretend that we’re not really who we are and we’re able to let our hair down and do what we really want to do. I pretend that I’m not me, and you pretend you’re not you. We could all get it down and have lots of fun. Let your hair down, swing from the chandeliers, and holla from the moon. The next day it’ll all be a blur, you won’t even have to remind me of it.

What roles do you play?
I wear a lot of hats in the bedroom. I have a black bag with a lot of fun toys. I won’t give that away, though, a guy has to be there to see ‘em. So if he’s fortunate enough to come to my bedroom, he’ll know about the black bag. It’s top secret. It ain’t no crazy shit, though, it’s mostly things for me. I use myself to give him pleasure.

Since you’ve been in the music business, have any industry dudes tried to get at you?
Yeah, a couple of ‘em. I don’t wanna put nobody on the spot, but they know who they are. They always come at you through the music, they’ll start by talking to you about shows or business or tracks or whatever. But, I’m not saying that I don’t enjoy the advances. I enjoy being a lady and having men hit on me, because that’s part of being a woman. If they didn’t hit on me, I’d be concerned! (laughing)

Anything else you want to say?
I think it’s cool to talk about sex, because hip-hop is a very sex-driven culture. But when we have so many listeners, we’ve got to include a message. Always, always practice safe sex. Ladies, don’t swallow! (laughing) And all these names we’re calling out, I think I speak for a lot of the artists in your magazine when I say that we’re just having fun. It’s all entertainment, we’re being a little creative and spicing things up a bit for the readers. So don’t get it twisted, nobody needs to get offended and sue Julia for putting y’all names in the magazine! (laughing) And as for me, I’m just holding it down for the ladies that are real. A lot of females will see a nigga pass by and be thinking, “Damn, that nigga could get it!” but they won’t actually say it. I’m just that bitch that’ll say what’s on my mind, and fuck whoever don’t like it. It’s all about being a lady. I’m so glad I’m a female!

- Julia Beverly, jb@ozonemag.com (Photos: Haitem)
 

Jacki-O's Sex Dictionary:

con·vert·i·ble or hard·top (kn-vûrt-bl or härd-top) adj.
1. “That’s like, cut or uncut.”

dick·whupped (dik-whupt) v.
1. “That’s when he put it on you so good that he hittin’ that wall and you could feel it way down deep in your stomach.”
2. “Even though he’s doggin’ you out, you still keep going back. You find yourself buyin’ him shit that you don’t wanna buy. You find yourself doing things that you don’t normally do.”
3. “It’s all about the dick. You wake up, dick. You go to sleep, dick. One night y’all fuck and the next morning you wake up like, ‘Damn, that nigga can fuck!’”

straight·lunch (skraet-lunch) n.
1. “When I say ‘straight lunch,’ that means, ‘Mmmmmmm!’ The diner is open!”

trick·y·dick (trik-e-dik) n.
1. “There’s some big-ass dudes out there with little-ass dicks. That’s a tricky dick.”