WELCOME TO THE ENTOURAGE w/ LUDACRIS' DJ JAYCEE

We featured you in last year’s sex issue. Did you get some interesting responses to that interview?
Yeah, remember how the phone rang during the interview and the picture that went with the ringtone was a girl’s tits? The girl who was calling me read the interview and she thought it was funny you mentioned that. She’s down there in Whorelando (laughing). We heard Big Boi from Outkast refer to it as Whorelando. Orlando has some, uh – nah, nah, I ain’t even gonna say that. I just like Orlando. I’ve met, you know, some pretty cool folks down there.

Met any interesting girls this past year since our last interview?
I met a chick on the set of “Pussy Poppin’.”

Were you disappointed that “Tip Drill” came along and stole the spotlight from “Pussy Poppin’” on BET’s Uncut?
Ah, yes, I was very hurt. Disturbing Tha Peace, we had BET Uncut on lock first with the uncut version of “Right Thurr,” and then ‘Cris came along with his joint. But yeah, it’s safe to say that Nelly shut it down.

Are there plans to try to take back the BET Uncut crown?
Hey, man, that’s all up to ‘Cris. But you know what really made it hurt was that [Nelly] came to Atlanta to film the video. Like, all those girls in the “Tip Drill” video are Atlanta girls. That nigga came to our city and took our hoes.

There was a lot of controversy between Nelly and the Spellman College girls. Did you see any Spellman girls in the “Tip Drill” video?
That would be a safe assumption. Spellman alumni definitely make their presence felt at all the popular strip clubs here in Atlanta, but that’s a whole ‘nother discussion in itself. But we won’t just single Spellman out, we’ll include Clark Atlanta as well.

So, you’re Ludacris’ DJ. We’ve heard the stories about the girls who had to suck the manager’s dick to meet the artist, etc., is that the way it works in the DTP camp? Do they hook up with you to get to Luda, sleep their way up to the top?
Nah, in our camp it doesn’t really work like that. Generally if I pull a bitch, I’m fuckin’ her that night. Nobody else is fuckin’ her.

Is it fair to say that you’re the whore of DTP?
No, definitely not. It’s just that I’m the only one willing to talk. We’ll just leave it at that.

Have you traveled to any interesting places this year?
We went to Japan, Brazil, Germany, and London a couple more times. The women in Japan are really cute, but there’s one specific area that’s a problem. They’re very lacking in the ass department, and that’s a definite requirement.

So you didn’t tap any, uh, Japanese ass?
No, but I got some Japanese head. It’s pretty good, actually. Japanese women, they’re definitely very skilled.

Did you have to pay for it?
Paying for sex is generally frowned upon. How does the saying go? Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free? I only paid for sex once. One time in Minneapolis, I gave a chick $100 to join in and eat some pussy.

Why’d you pay her, was she hesitant to do it?
I wouldn’t say that she was hesistant, but I kinda caught her at the tail end and she was tired from all the other shit. Here’s the situation; this was after a show. I’m with a chick in my room, and this other girl was in another room on our floor. It was a whole lot of things going on in that room that I didn’t participate in, because I already had my own shit going on in my room. I put the girl to sleep in my room, and I happened to get the page from the head honcho saying, “Come to my room.” So I went to his room and there was like four girls in the room with other members of DTP. There was a lot of slurping going on. (laughing) This one girl that I was trying to get with, she was done. Her jaws were tired, she ain’t wanna do nothing or whatever. So I was like, “Come to my room, I’ve got something to show you.” So I brought her back to see this other girl that I was with. Now, the girl was asleep, but she was lookin’ at her and I guess she got turned on or whatever. She was like, “I don’t know, I’m kinda tired.” I was like, “I’ll give you $100 if you crank it up one more time,” and she agreed. She saw the ass on the girl and she was like, yep, I’m going down. Sure enough, it did go down.

What are the rules of group sex?
The unwritten rule is that you definitely don’t pay attention to whatever else is going on. You just supposed to do you and keep it moving, bam. We don’t condone, uh, wood-watching. (laughing) But, [group sex] doesn’t really happen all that often.

Is it like the “Holidae Inn” video?
A lot of hopping from room to room? Yeah, that would be kinda accurate. Granted, it’s not like this all the time. There are some nights that are definitely a Playstation night. This doesn’t go down every night, oh, no. Even when a bunch of girls come to the hotel together, that doesn’t guarantee ass for the crew. Out of five girls, there’s probably only one that wants to fuck and she’s always the one that’s not driving. When we go to cities where rappers come all the time, like Miami or D.C., they’re not really fazed. Occasionally, though, we’ll have a show in a small town like Little Rock or Myrtle Beach. I’m not gonna look down on them and refer to them as “starstruck” or anything, but basically those are the cities where the freakier shit tends to pop off.

After being on the road for a while, does it calm down?
Oh, yeah, that shit has definitely calmed down. I think I speak for any new artist when I say that when you first start hitting the road, it’s always like, “Ooh, how many bitches can I get with,” but after a while it gets old, man. It really gets old. There’s some nymphos out there, but yeah, niggas have definitely slowed down. For one, the whole idea of the constant chase after the show, that shit gets old. Then you’ve got other factors like the whole Kobe [Bryant] shit, so that’s honestly why I just like to fuck with people that I already fucked with before. That way, you already know it’s not an issue. Not to say that I don’t meet any new people, but most of the time if I touch down in a city where I had a pretty good time before, chances are I’m gonna call that girl again.

What about protection?
Oh, c’mon. That’s a no-brainer. Always have the Magnums on-deck, always. Not an issue.

Is there anything you’d do in bed with your girl that you wouldn’t do with a groupie?
That’s funny that you ask, because the girls I end up dating are usually the ones that act real prudish and won’t do certain things. Like, the chick on the road will probably swallow, but your main girl is probably like “Hell no!”

Why is swallowing such a big deal, anyway?
Aw, come on! The feeling! That shit just, aw, the whole feeling of busting off in somebody’s mouth. I can’t even begin to articulate the sensation.

What about eating ass, like the R Kelly tape?
Aw! Nope. And you know what? I haven’t even seen the R Kelly tape, to this day.

Are there any DTP sex tapes out there?
I highly doubt that one! We’re so paranoid about cameras, oh no!

What determines if a girl is a groupie or someone you’d want to date?
To me it’s all about the way the girl carries themselves. Basically, the girl dictates how they get treated. If they carry themselves in a respectful manner then they’ll get treated that way, but if the come up to me on some shit like, “Where the afterparty at?” and their titties are hanging out, I’m gonna ask ‘em to come back to the room.

What’s your hit and miss ratio?
I’ve generally been successful damn near everywhere I go, except Baltimore and Philly. I don’t know what it is about the girls in those cities, but I haven’t been able to crack em yet. Baltimore and Philly, quit playin’ so damn hard.
If a girl turns you down, how long would you keep trying?
Some girls you know right off the bat you’re just gonna be cool with ‘em, so you aren’t really tryin’ to make some shit pop off. But generally, I’ll give a girl a grace period (laughing). If something don’t pop off the first time but the girl is cool, I might still stay in touch with her and maintain some type of contact so that next time I roll through, some shit could happen.

Ever had 2way sex?
I have. I try not to, but you know, every now and then. If it’s somebody that you hit it off with and the sex was good, and she sends me a message like, “Hey, I enjoyed your balls in my mouth,” I just might reply (laughing).

What’s the most interesting text message you’ve received?
Hold on, let me look through my 2way right now. There’s this girl in London that sent me a message the other day. Needless to say, I’m looking forward to going back to London. Let’s just say that she’s a great head doctor and she enjoys what she does.

What about on the flip side, have you had any groupies go crazy on you?
No, I can’t say that I have any psycho bitch stories. I did have one experience where a girl tried to steal a little Tiffany dog-tag necklace. They’re only like, $135. It was some other shit I had on in addition to the big DTP chain, I’ll rock the little dog-tag or whatever. This girl came to my hotel room in Chicago. It surprised me, because I had been fuckin’ with her before. This wasn’t a random chick, this was somebody I had already been with a couple times. I just wasn’t expecting her to be a klepto.

Why’d she go for the dog-tag instead of the DTP chain?
I keep the big chain on in bed, just to be super, super safe. Yeah, the DTP pendant has been known to slap a bitch in the face a few times.

Have you had any situations where a groupie expected it to develop into a relationship?
Occasionally, yeah, you’ll come across a girl who – after she’s given you the pussy and fantastic head – all of a sudden she’ll be like, “Damn, I know you probably got ten other hoes in other cities that do the same shit.” She might be right, but what the fuck is she worried about it for? Like, if I’m not dealing with you in a disrespectful manner, what’s the problem?

Do you ever feel guilty?
About what? Nothing to feel guilty about. You’d only feel guilty if you’re leading somebody on. If they get the phone call at three, four in the morning, they know what’s up. They make the decision themselves if they want to show up at the hotel.

Do most of these girls have boyfriends?
Generally that’s something that’s not discussed, but if you’re friends with them too eventually that topic does come up. Some of these girls do have boyfriends, some of them even have husbands.

So what’s the appeal? Why do they keep sleeping with you?
With some, I would guess it’s the fame factor. They’re hanging out with us and they’re getting to see [the music business] from the other aspect. It’s kind of interesting. I’ve been in situations where women are like, “Damn, them girls are acting real thirsty tryin’ to get up in VIP,” and it freaks them out because they’ve never seen some shit like that before. Some of ‘em, it’ll make them wise up. One girl, after hanging out with me, she was like, “Damn, now I see how I used to look.”

If you settle down with somebody in the future, do you think you’d feel comfortable telling them about your past?
I got a couple things I need to get out of my system first, but I’d like to settle down with somebody eventually. I don’t wanna be known as that old nigga in the club. I’m fortunate that I don’t look my age. I’m in my early thirties but I still get carded everywhere I go. But, if I find somebody that I like that much, I’ll share [my past]. That’s how you know you’ve stumbled across somebody that’s right for you, if you can talk and have an adult discussion without getting mad. I haven’t found that one yet.
Are there any celebrities on Jaycee’s hit list?
Mya, but honestly, I was told that I shouldn’t want her on my list. This very famous Atlanta-based music producer was like, “Nah, you don’t wanna fuck with that!” I guess the implication was that she was a nutcase. I would hope it wasn’t from a hygienic standpoint. Also, the chick from Desperate Housewives, Eva. I’ve gotta get her. JC from N’Sync is already tappin’ that, so apparently she has a thing for Jaycees.

Any more stories you want to tell before we go?
You’ve gotta put this in the magazine, and it’s not even involving sex. We did a show in Atlanta, and the next stop was Memphis. A friend of mine wanted to come to Memphis, so I rode with her in her car. After I did soundcheck and everything we were on the tour bus, chillin’. We were just having a casual conversation, me, her, and Tity Boy from DTP. So she gets up like, “Where’s y’all bathroom at?” We pointed her in the right direction. Now, we know y’all take a long time in the bathroom, so we wasn’t really trippin’, but she was taking a really, really long time to come back outside. When she finally opened the door it was the worst fuckin’ smell, ever. I was like, oh God, this bitch took a shit on our tour bus. Not only that, but she tried to lie about it. We have signs posted all around the bus that you can’t shit in the bathroom. She was like, “Jason, I see the signs, I wouldn’t do that to you.” So, I’m tryin’ to believe her. Shawnna always has to use the bathroom to change before a show, so Shawnna came in the bathroom and was like, “Oh, hell naw!” cause of the smell. She was like, “Jaycee, your bitch just came in and took a shit on the tour bus!” I’m tryin’ to defend my friend. Shawnna was like, “I hope you ain’t fuckin’ her, cause she smellin’ real raunchy!” The girl was still maintaining the lie, saying she ain’t shit on the tour bus. The one way to find out for sure was the ask the bus driver, cause that nigga gotta change the tank every day. Anyway, I was the butt of jokes for the last three weeks of the tour because of this shit. She felt so uncomfortable she didn’t even bother comin’ to the club. To this day, I haven’t spoken to her. It was confirmed the next day when we went to New Orleans. The bus driver was like, “In my 27 years of driving this bus, I ain’t never seen nobody take a shit like that before.” (laughing) The sad part of this whole situation was that she was absolutely gorgeous! Probably one of the best looking girls I’ve ever pulled. I just thought she would’ve known better than to do some shit like that. - Julia Beverly, jb@ozonemag.com