CUBAN LINK:
I’m going to name some females, and you tell me how you think they’d be in bed. Christina Aguilera?
I think she’d be a freak in bed. She’s the type to get on top and do some fuckin’ crazy shit.

Mya?
She’s very sexy. Candlight, romantic.

Trina?
Back that thang up. Straight-up backshots. Doggy style. Hot sex on a platter.

Jacki-O?
Mature sex. Still freaky, but more traditional. Like, we gonna have sex tonight, come around 8:00 and we’ll get busy. No spontaneous shit.

Missy Elliot?
There’d have to be another chick in the room. You’d have to be hittin’ it from the back, and she’d pay more attention to the chick than you.

Who’s on Cuban Link’s hit list?
Halle Berry, J-Lo, and Beyonce.

Describe the ideal Cuban Link groupie.
I’m a freak too. I love my groupies cause they’re just another form of fans. A nigga needs sex, so all you gotta do is approach me and be yourself. But don’t be too much on the dick, that turns me off. Some of the situations I’ve been in, I feel like my mind is at war. I’ve gotta watch who’s around me, so if you’re showing too much love, I’ll fall back a little bit.

What’s the differences sexually between Spanish, black, and white women?
Spanish women are very passionate and very jealous, which is all good. They love you to death, and they only want you to be with them. Black women are jealous too, but they’re great sex partners. They’re more grounded to the streets, that’s been my experience. White women take orders with no problems, so you can get away with a lot of things. But white women are quick to do their thing too, they’re sneaky. I love all women, though.

- Photo and interview by Julia Beverly, jb@ozonemag.com

PEEDI CRAKK:
Do you have a lot of ladies come at you?
Girls come at me crazy. I’m the only Puerto Rican on the Roc so that makes me a little more popular. I don’t even have a single or an album out, so I shouldn’t even be as well-known as I am. In the beginning you’re stunned, but now it’s cute. You get girls who are like (sweet girlie voice), “Hey, Peedi.” Yeah, but before I didn’t know how to take it.

What’s the craziest way a groupie has ever approached you?
A lady yesterday told me to give her some sex. She asked where I got my chain from, and I told her Dame Dash gave it to me ‘cause I’m a rapper. She said, “Who is you?” and when I told her I’m Peedi Crakk, she just lost her mind. She said, “Give me some sex!” She was serious. I was like, “Yo, what did you say?!?”

What’s your favorite position?
Used to be doggie style, but now it’s from the front with her legs on my shoulders. That’s the shit, that’s how I like it.

Fast or slow?
I like it slow and then fast. You gotta finish. If you start off fast, you’re gonna fuck up the moisture and the mood for her and for yourself. So, you start off slow. You wanna get it ready, let it marinate a little bit and then finish. But with some positions, like doggie style, you can’t go slow. You gotta get busy.

Do you eat pussy?
I’m not gonna front, I will if you’re the right girl. I ain’t like those niggas who try to front like, “Nah, I ain’t doing none of that.” I’m 27, I’m grown. That can happen.

How do you think Alicia Keys would be in bed?
I love her style and creativity. She’s gorgeous, but I’m not really sexually attracted to her. I like girly girls.

Mya?
I love her, but I’ve read a few things about her. She’s a Libra, like me, and Libras are real freaky. But it’s a little intimidating when you know someone is freaky and bold going into the experience. I’d rather not know and just let it happen.

Melyssa Ford?
She’s gorgeous. I would do her in a hot second.

What attracts you to a woman?
It used to be a physical thing because I like ass, but now it’s all about a confident demeanor, a swagger, and a sexy-ass attitude. That does it for me.

Do you like to use toys or food during sex?
Just her tongue. I never liked the food thing. My baby mama used to always wanna do shit like that. She’d try to use whipped cream on me, and I never wanted any of that sticky shit on me ‘cause I had a bad experience. This one girl had all this chocolate fucking syrup that you use to make chocolate milk with. She put it all over the place and I was so drunk that I just let her do the shit. Luckily, it was her house and she fucked her own bed up. I woke up and everything was all sticky and shit. No more of that shit for me. Keep it basic, just use your mouth.

Wrapped or raw?
I wrap it up every time. I don’t need any more kids, or any of that shit running around out here.

- Photo and interview by Felita Knight, dmpfak@aol.com

KHIA:

Did you have a lot of male groupies after the song “My Neck, My Back”?
No, not really. That was the first single, but people know not to try me like that. A lot of people just respected the truth and the realness of the song.

So you’ve got the new collabo with Trick Daddy, “Jump On the Dick.”
Yeah, Trick knew to come to the real, to the streets. He knew he had to get the Thug Missus for that song. Me and Trick go way back and we respected each other from the beginning cause we both from the streets, so it was really just a respect and loyalty thing. It’s the second single on his album, and I have a new single too called “Porkchop.” Both of them are real sex-oriented. That’s what the streets want, so it’s gonna be good. I write my own stuff, so it’s easy for me to clean it up for radio and still keep the same concept.

What’s Khia’s ideal man like?
A street nigga, a thug. I’m the thug missus, so he’d have to be a real person from the streets who respects me.

Okay, I’m gonna name some names and you tell me how you think they’d be in bed. Lil Wayne?
Oh, I love Lil Wayne!! Oooh, ooh! I know he gon’ be good in bed. Oh my God! Whoo! (runs in a complete circle around me) I love Lil’ Wayne. He done turned 21, and hey, hey, hey, I know he’ll be good in bed. He got some nice lips.

Ludacris?
After that new Trick Daddy song with him and Cee-Lo, it sound like he might know what he doin’ in bed too! I like Ludacris, cause they all from the South. My favorite is Lil Wayne, Ludacris, and T.I., and I think they’d all be good in the bed. I’m gonna find out and let you know.

Young Buck?
I don’t know. I don’t know about Young Buck.

50 Cent?
Nah, I ain’t goin’ up North. I gotta keep it in the South!

- Photo and interview by Julia Beverly, jb@ozonemag.com