TERROR SQUAD (INTRO)

Memorial Day 2004. At the lavish Eden Roc hotel on South Beach, Terror Squad is officially on vacation. Fat Joe pushes open the door to the pool deck, commenting, “I thought I was going to save some money today. I just bought my wife a Benz.” A host of other Terror Squad affiliates are milling around the pool area, including Macho, Raul, DJ Khaled, and producers Cool & Dre and Street Runner.

Joe isn’t about to let a little interview ruin his vacation. “Roll your pants up,” he instructs me. “Sit right here on the edge of the pool; let’s do this interview.” After getting my feet wet with Joe, I head upstairs to the hotel gym, where TS trainer Pistol Pete is training Tony Sunshine and Miz.

The female rep of TS - Remy Martin - is nowhere to be found. After a few calls from Tony, Remy can be heard shrieking through the telephone. She’s jet-skiing somewhere down the beach, celebrating her birthday. On the following pages, we caught up with all the Terror Squad members (with the exception of Armageddon, who’s still down with TS) in their second home: Miami. (Photo on this page courtesy SRC)