GROUPIE CONFESSIONS VOLUME 2
The aftermath of
last month’s “Groupie Confessions”: Wendy Williams got some exciting gossip to
kick off the new year; dozens of radio stations read the article on the air;
30,000 people downloaded the article; we got hundreds of new subscriptions;
Superhead tried to claim credit for the stories to promote her tell-all book;
Method Man’s wife was furious; Jay-Z’s publicist caught feelings; and Mr.
Cheeks’ publicist was thrilled for all the free publicity. We got a bunch of
hilarious emails from girls claiming they’d slept with everyone from Lil Cease
to Mike Epps (and also a very lengthy, amusing - and obviously fake - explicit
story about a young Lil Jon) and a guy claiming he slept with Mya. We got two
responses to the review of Allen Iverson: one girl says, “I don’t know why this
bitch is lying...I was fucking the man for years. He has a nice dick. Just
right!” Another girl, however, confirmed that Iverson was “kinda lazy” and
“boring” in bed, but added, “The story in your magazine was kinda harsh. He’s
not big, but I wouldn’t be as mean as she was. She was exaggerating a lil’ bit.
I’d say he’s about six inches.” Another reader confirmed that Benzino “is a
freak!” and included a detailed story about him earning his red wings. If you
don’t know what that means, you don’t want to know. We also got a call about a
one-night stand in the mid 90’s with Freaky Tah, but we’ll let him rest in
peace.
So, to satisfy the curiosity of all you nasty muthafuckers, we’ve decided to
turn “Groupie Confessions” into a monthly column. For those of you who may have
moral objections, I assure you, it’s very Biblical. The moral of the story is
this: everything that’s done in the darkness will eventually come to light. So,
guys, if you don’t want to end up in this column, fuck girls who care about you,
and chances are they won’t put your business out there.
Disclaimer: These interviews are anonymous, so we cannot verify if they are true
or not. All details (cities, club names, hotel names) have been removed. These
stories may or may not be factual and do not necessarily represent the opinions
of OZONE Magazine. These stories are from several different women and did not
necessarily occur recently, so if you are currently seeing one of these fine
gentlemen, no need to curse him out. If you, too, have a celebrity confession,
send an email to feedback@ozonemag.com and we will reply with instructions.
CAMRON
How did you meet Camron?
I met him at a concert through a friend of mine. I was just standing at the bar
and he was there with my friends, and he asked me, “Are you down to fuck?”
That was the first thing he said?
Yeah, he was very straightforward. I mean, I’ve hung out with them before. The
sex thing was only one time, but other than that, we were cool. He’d call me or
2way me to come to video shoots; stuff like that. It was more or less cause of
my friends. I guess he was pretty sure I wouldn’t turn him down.
Were you attracted to him, or was it mostly cause he’s famous?
Oh, he’s cute, but I think Jim Jones is hotter. But for some reason, I respected
the fact that Jim Jones had a girlfriend. He was there too and he’d actually
tried to holla at me first, but I was like, nah. I really wasn’t too interested
in him. He basically asked me the same thing Camron said.
What happened once you got back to the hotel?
A lot of drinking. There were other girls there. They were all just hanging out,
playing video games. They were recording in the back room. It was a suite.
There’s a common living room, where everybody was hanging out, and then there
was three rooms and a kitchenette. We went into one of the rooms.
How was it?
It was soooo good. His dick is soooo big. You can quote me on that one. The
width is like a Pringles can, and the length is like ten inches. Yeah, he has a
big dick. We didn’t kiss or anything. He was like, “Get on the bed and take your
clothes off.” He took his clothes off, lights on, put the condom on, and we
fucked. He definitely likes it doggy style. He grunts during sex; he doesn’t
really do the dirty talk thing. Afterwards we just smoked a blunt and hung out.
Did you spend the night?
Yeah, I stayed in that room and he stayed in another room. Everybody else slept
in the living area. But he treated me with a lot of respect; a lot more respect
than you’d think. In the morning he ordered me breakfast and we went swimming.
So he’s definitely not gay, huh?
I really don’t think so. People just say that cause he likes to be different. We
had a whole conversation about his girl, like, his main girl. I’d never think he
was gay. It’s just the pink shit and that earring he wears.
FIELD MOB (SHAWN JAY)
(This interview took place at a club where Lil Flip was expected to
perform)
How did you meet Shawn Jay?
I met him in the club. I tried to holla at him four or five times. It took a
while, but I’m persistent.
Why’d you go after him?
I pick them type of niggas. I like the ones in the limelight. I mean, if he
ain’t got a hit song out, what is the attraction? He just a regular nigga. I was
rubbin’ on Shawn’s dick in the club, like, “You still playin’ games, huh?” They
all got attitudes. They think they hot shit. They think they got all the game,
but hoes got game too. They like, “Damn, this bitch loose!” (laughing) They act
like it’s a big deal, but it’s not. Sometimes a girl just wanna fuck. Feel me?
What happened after that?
He called a little while later and I went over to his house. When I went over
there I knew what was goin’ on. I might never see him again, so I might as well
just put the moves on him! I pulled all the stops out. Suckin’ his balls,
everything! (laughing)
So how was it?
Great, great, great! He’s a ten. (she points at the bartender) He’s a ten too!
(laughing) You know, I gotta keep it real. Shawn is great. Even if I was mad at
him I’d still suck his dick. He likes to hit it from the back, but his dick is
too long. I asked him, could he cut a lil’ bit off? He said I’d probably just
wanna keep it.
Was it a one-time thing?
No, we’ve been friends ever since. We have arguments every now and then over
bullshit, but Shawn’s a really good person. People say he’s arrogant, but that’s
a front.
Are you always aggressive?
Hey, I just get shit done. A nigga I want, I get him done (laughing). I think
it’s the record industry that makes their dicks big. At first, I was just
excited cause of the fame, but that shit gets old and played out so then you be
like, “Fuck ‘em.” But, if I meet one of them niggas and fuck ‘em once and never
hear from ‘em again, that’s cool, cause that’s really all I wanted. I’m not
trying to be your wife or your girlfriend. We could be friends, but niggas play
games, so you can’t really take ‘em seriously. You gotta play their game and let
them think they playin’ you.
Any other rappers you’ve got your eye on?
Lil Flip! I thought Lil Flip was gon’ be here tonight. I brought my fur out for
him and he stood me up! I was gon’ say, “Lil Flip, I could make you flip!”
(laughing) They like that talking nasty and shit. Like Trick Daddy says, he want
a bitch that’ll fuck on the first night! Don’t save the pussy, give it all right
now! Slim Thug, too. Trick Daddy, he could get it too. I mean, I really had it
out for Lil Flip. I’m really disappointed. It’s cool, though, I’m ‘bout to call
Shawn!
KEITH MURRAY
How did you meet Keith Murray?
It was at a concert. He was performing and pulled me on stage. When they were
leaving, he’s like, “Are you coming back to the hotel?” I said no, cause I was
actually there to see somebody else. He carried me, threw me into the limo, and
we went back to the hotel.
Did he say why he liked you?
No, but it was kinda funny cause he was trying to sweet talk me as if I didn’t
know he was married. He kept talking about how beautiful I was and that he
wanted more than just sex. I was like, “I know what you want,” but whatever. I
let him talk whatever he wanted to talk.
How was he in bed?
Horrible. I definitely expected better. Maybe it was cause he was really drunk,
but he had no real rhythm. It was just bad. And he’d talked up his dick like it
was the biggest thing in the world, but it definitely wasn’t. It wasn’t, like,
small, just average. But, he was definitely into giving head. I told him that I
don’t give head. I receive it but I don’t like giving it. So, that part was
good. The sex was mostly missionary. Kinda boring.
Did you leave afterwards?
I mean, it was still fun. He’s a cool guy to hang out with. Afterwards we
watched movies and played video games. We talked a lot about his life; his
career.
Did you feel guilty knowing he’s married?
No. I probably should have, but no. I really didn’t.
Did you stay in contact with him?
It was just one time. I didn’t take his phone number, and he didn’t take mine.
He gave me his 2way number, but I never 2wayed him. I’ve seen him a few times
after that and he just says, “What up.”
What did you get out of it?
It was more or less just for amusement. It was funny to me that he really
thought I was [at the concert] to see him, but I wasn’t. He was mostly
interested cause I wasn’t really into him.
