GROUPIE CONFESSIONS VOLUME 2

The aftermath of last month’s “Groupie Confessions”: Wendy Williams got some exciting gossip to kick off the new year; dozens of radio stations read the article on the air; 30,000 people downloaded the article; we got hundreds of new subscriptions; Superhead tried to claim credit for the stories to promote her tell-all book; Method Man’s wife was furious; Jay-Z’s publicist caught feelings; and Mr. Cheeks’ publicist was thrilled for all the free publicity. We got a bunch of hilarious emails from girls claiming they’d slept with everyone from Lil Cease to Mike Epps (and also a very lengthy, amusing - and obviously fake - explicit story about a young Lil Jon) and a guy claiming he slept with Mya. We got two responses to the review of Allen Iverson: one girl says, “I don’t know why this bitch is lying...I was fucking the man for years. He has a nice dick. Just right!” Another girl, however, confirmed that Iverson was “kinda lazy” and “boring” in bed, but added, “The story in your magazine was kinda harsh. He’s not big, but I wouldn’t be as mean as she was. She was exaggerating a lil’ bit. I’d say he’s about six inches.” Another reader confirmed that Benzino “is a freak!” and included a detailed story about him earning his red wings. If you don’t know what that means, you don’t want to know. We also got a call about a one-night stand in the mid 90’s with Freaky Tah, but we’ll let him rest in peace.

So, to satisfy the curiosity of all you nasty muthafuckers, we’ve decided to turn “Groupie Confessions” into a monthly column. For those of you who may have moral objections, I assure you, it’s very Biblical. The moral of the story is this: everything that’s done in the darkness will eventually come to light. So, guys, if you don’t want to end up in this column, fuck girls who care about you, and chances are they won’t put your business out there.

Disclaimer: These interviews are anonymous, so we cannot verify if they are true or not. All details (cities, club names, hotel names) have been removed. These stories may or may not be factual and do not necessarily represent the opinions of OZONE Magazine. These stories are from several different women and did not necessarily occur recently, so if you are currently seeing one of these fine gentlemen, no need to curse him out. If you, too, have a celebrity confession, send an email to feedback@ozonemag.com and we will reply with instructions.

CAMRON
How did you meet Camron?
I met him at a concert through a friend of mine. I was just standing at the bar and he was there with my friends, and he asked me, “Are you down to fuck?”

That was the first thing he said?
Yeah, he was very straightforward. I mean, I’ve hung out with them before. The sex thing was only one time, but other than that, we were cool. He’d call me or 2way me to come to video shoots; stuff like that. It was more or less cause of my friends. I guess he was pretty sure I wouldn’t turn him down.

Were you attracted to him, or was it mostly cause he’s famous?
Oh, he’s cute, but I think Jim Jones is hotter. But for some reason, I respected the fact that Jim Jones had a girlfriend. He was there too and he’d actually tried to holla at me first, but I was like, nah. I really wasn’t too interested in him. He basically asked me the same thing Camron said.

What happened once you got back to the hotel?
A lot of drinking. There were other girls there. They were all just hanging out, playing video games. They were recording in the back room. It was a suite. There’s a common living room, where everybody was hanging out, and then there was three rooms and a kitchenette. We went into one of the rooms.

How was it?
It was soooo good. His dick is soooo big. You can quote me on that one. The width is like a Pringles can, and the length is like ten inches. Yeah, he has a big dick. We didn’t kiss or anything. He was like, “Get on the bed and take your clothes off.” He took his clothes off, lights on, put the condom on, and we fucked. He definitely likes it doggy style. He grunts during sex; he doesn’t really do the dirty talk thing. Afterwards we just smoked a blunt and hung out.

Did you spend the night?
Yeah, I stayed in that room and he stayed in another room. Everybody else slept in the living area. But he treated me with a lot of respect; a lot more respect than you’d think. In the morning he ordered me breakfast and we went swimming.

So he’s definitely not gay, huh?
I really don’t think so. People just say that cause he likes to be different. We had a whole conversation about his girl, like, his main girl. I’d never think he was gay. It’s just the pink shit and that earring he wears.

FIELD MOB (SHAWN JAY)
(This interview took place at a club where Lil Flip was expected to perform)
How did you meet Shawn Jay?
I met him in the club. I tried to holla at him four or five times. It took a while, but I’m persistent.

Why’d you go after him?
I pick them type of niggas. I like the ones in the limelight. I mean, if he ain’t got a hit song out, what is the attraction? He just a regular nigga. I was rubbin’ on Shawn’s dick in the club, like, “You still playin’ games, huh?” They all got attitudes. They think they hot shit. They think they got all the game, but hoes got game too. They like, “Damn, this bitch loose!” (laughing) They act like it’s a big deal, but it’s not. Sometimes a girl just wanna fuck. Feel me?

What happened after that?
He called a little while later and I went over to his house. When I went over there I knew what was goin’ on. I might never see him again, so I might as well just put the moves on him! I pulled all the stops out. Suckin’ his balls, everything! (laughing)

So how was it?
Great, great, great! He’s a ten. (she points at the bartender) He’s a ten too! (laughing) You know, I gotta keep it real. Shawn is great. Even if I was mad at him I’d still suck his dick. He likes to hit it from the back, but his dick is too long. I asked him, could he cut a lil’ bit off? He said I’d probably just wanna keep it.

Was it a one-time thing?
No, we’ve been friends ever since. We have arguments every now and then over bullshit, but Shawn’s a really good person. People say he’s arrogant, but that’s a front.

Are you always aggressive?
Hey, I just get shit done. A nigga I want, I get him done (laughing). I think it’s the record industry that makes their dicks big. At first, I was just excited cause of the fame, but that shit gets old and played out so then you be like, “Fuck ‘em.” But, if I meet one of them niggas and fuck ‘em once and never hear from ‘em again, that’s cool, cause that’s really all I wanted. I’m not trying to be your wife or your girlfriend. We could be friends, but niggas play games, so you can’t really take ‘em seriously. You gotta play their game and let them think they playin’ you.

Any other rappers you’ve got your eye on?
Lil Flip! I thought Lil Flip was gon’ be here tonight. I brought my fur out for him and he stood me up! I was gon’ say, “Lil Flip, I could make you flip!” (laughing) They like that talking nasty and shit. Like Trick Daddy says, he want a bitch that’ll fuck on the first night! Don’t save the pussy, give it all right now! Slim Thug, too. Trick Daddy, he could get it too. I mean, I really had it out for Lil Flip. I’m really disappointed. It’s cool, though, I’m ‘bout to call Shawn!

KEITH MURRAY
How did you meet Keith Murray?
It was at a concert. He was performing and pulled me on stage. When they were leaving, he’s like, “Are you coming back to the hotel?” I said no, cause I was actually there to see somebody else. He carried me, threw me into the limo, and we went back to the hotel.

Did he say why he liked you?
No, but it was kinda funny cause he was trying to sweet talk me as if I didn’t know he was married. He kept talking about how beautiful I was and that he wanted more than just sex. I was like, “I know what you want,” but whatever. I let him talk whatever he wanted to talk.

How was he in bed?
Horrible. I definitely expected better. Maybe it was cause he was really drunk, but he had no real rhythm. It was just bad. And he’d talked up his dick like it was the biggest thing in the world, but it definitely wasn’t. It wasn’t, like, small, just average. But, he was definitely into giving head. I told him that I don’t give head. I receive it but I don’t like giving it. So, that part was good. The sex was mostly missionary. Kinda boring.

Did you leave afterwards?
I mean, it was still fun. He’s a cool guy to hang out with. Afterwards we watched movies and played video games. We talked a lot about his life; his career.

Did you feel guilty knowing he’s married?
No. I probably should have, but no. I really didn’t.

Did you stay in contact with him?
It was just one time. I didn’t take his phone number, and he didn’t take mine. He gave me his 2way number, but I never 2wayed him. I’ve seen him a few times after that and he just says, “What up.”

What did you get out of it?
It was more or less just for amusement. It was funny to me that he really thought I was [at the concert] to see him, but I wasn’t. He was mostly interested cause I wasn’t really into him.