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10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON
by @Eleven8
1. Kat Stacks
How is it possible that a creature resembling a mole rat, with a voice like a police siren and bangs hanging down to the nostrils, gets more tail than a barnyard?
10 Things I’m Hatin’ On
by Maurice G. Garland
1. THE OSCARS
The only time black folks can win an Oscar is when we play a crooked cop, get our brains banged out by Billy Bob Thorton, rap about pimping or be an abusive mother who makes her daughter “eat this p*ssy.” *Kanye voice* The Oscars don’t care about black people!
10 Things I’m Hatin’ On – by Mack Moli
1. NICKI MINAJ
I’m tired of having late-night fantasies where I’m giving it to this Barbie like the kid next door on Toy Story only to be rudely awakened by my three-star girlfriend.
10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON
by Audra
1. Mohawks
Unless you live on a reservation with no running water, got a liquor store on every cliff, and have two names, like Bear Tracks or Soaring Eagle, this should not be your style of choice.
10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON
by McKlezie of Grind Mode
10. SPANDEX
I don’t mind a chunky chick – but when you a size 3 all night and then when the Spandex comes off you’re a size 18, its really false advertising.
10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON
by porn star Mr. Marcus
1. People Hating on Auto Tune
I’m not hating on auto tune, I’m hating on the hating of it. I know everybody that’s been to a club in the past year has danced, drank, and fucked to digitalized singing. Bring back beat-boxing if you’re fed up with auto tune. Matter of fact, auto tune beat-boxin’.
by aspiring porn star Maurice Stoney
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1. The job market
I robbed a bank the other day and the bitch was like, “Take all the money
you want!” I’m like, “Bitch, give me a job interview. I need a salary,
benefits and a desk.”
Shawty Shawty (What My Name Iz?) writes the “10 Things I’m Most Hatin’ On” column which runs alongside JB’s “2 Cents” every month in OZONE. His ten things for our 6th Annual Sex Issue (in stores soon) is crazy. Check it out in it’s entirety after the intermission.
by Shawty Shawty â€What My Name Is?â€
Shawty Shawty
1. JOHN MCCAIN
I’m hating on John McCain with them ol’ short ass arms. He’s a robot-lookin’ boy.
3. STRIPPERS WHO HAVE ANAL SEX
I’m da one that be buyin’ them lap dances, and I’m hatin’ because every time the bitch bends over her asshole look like an empty eye socket.
