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Issue #81 – 10 Things I’m Hatin’ On

By Julia Beverly • Dec 30th, 2009 • Category: 10 Things I'm Hatin' On, Issue #81

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10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON
by Audra

1. Mohawks
Unless you live on a reservation with no running water, got a liquor store on every cliff, and have two names, like Bear Tracks or Soaring Eagle, this should not be your style of choice.

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Issue #80: 10 Things I’m Hatin’ On

By admin • Nov 11th, 2009 • Category: 10 Things I'm Hatin' On

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10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON

by McKlezie of Grind Mode

10. SPANDEX
I don’t mind a chunky chick – but when you a size 3 all night and then when the Spandex comes off you’re a size 18, its really false advertising.

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July 2009 – 10 Things I’m Hatin’ On

By admin • Aug 19th, 2009 • Category: 10 Things I'm Hatin' On, July 2009

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10 THINGS I’M HATIN’ ON
by porn star Mr. Marcus

1. People Hating on Auto Tune
I’m not hating on auto tune, I’m hating on the hating of it. I know everybody that’s been to a club in the past year has danced, drank, and fucked to digitalized singing. Bring back beat-boxing if you’re fed up with auto tune. Matter of fact, auto tune beat-boxin’.

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Jun 2009 – 10 Things I’m Hatin’ On

By admin • Jul 25th, 2009 • Category: 10 Things I'm Hatin' On

by aspiring porn star Maurice Stoney
 
1. The job market
I robbed a bank the other day and the bitch was like, “Take all the money
you want!” I’m like, “Bitch, give me a job interview. I need a salary,
benefits and a desk.”

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10 Things I’m Most Hatin’ On-Sex Issue Edition

By admin • Jan 22nd, 2009 • Category: 10 Things I'm Hatin' On

Shawty Shawty (What My Name Iz?) writes the “10 Things I’m Most Hatin’ On” column which runs alongside JB’s “2 Cents” every month in OZONE. His ten things for our 6th Annual Sex Issue (in stores soon) is crazy. Check it out in it’s entirety after the intermission.

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October 2008: 10 Things I’m Most Hatin’ On

By admin • Oct 1st, 2008 • Category: 10 Things I'm Hatin' On, October 2008

by Shawty Shawty ”What My Name Is?”

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1. JOHN MCCAIN
I’m hating on John McCain with them ol’ short ass arms. He’s a robot-lookin’ boy.

2. LLOYD
I’m hatin’ on Lloyd with his pretty ass. I gotta fuck his mama.

3. STRIPPERS WHO HAVE ANAL SEX
I’m da one that be buyin’ them lap dances, and I’m hatin’ because every time the bitch bends over her asshole look like an empty eye socket.

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