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America’s First Male (Legal) Prostitute

By admin • Feb 10th, 2010 • Category: Classic Randomness, Videos

As Ozone’s Sex Issue is about to hit newsstands, we figured we’d post this clip about America’s First Male Prostitute that is LEGALLY allowed to sell sex. Ladies, would you buy some from this man? Fellas, do you think you should be getting paid to play?



Mini Daddy (Adriansito)- “El Nino Mas Bonito”

By admin • Jan 22nd, 2010 • Category: Classic Randomness

Should we feature this for Ozone Latino? Does anyone know what he’s saying?



Brian “Birdman/Baby” Williams On Google Maps

By admin • Nov 30th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness

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Just in case you weren’t aware of his exact coordinates, Birdman and his tattoo are tailgaiting at the Saints game.

Spotted at MG



Lil Wayne Goes on Maury

By admin • Nov 19th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness, Damn Shames, Videos

A quick laugh at funniest looking rapper alive’s expense.

“This is my Baby…”

Spotted at IFWI



Obey Your Thirst: Banned German Sprite Ad

By Maurice Garland • Jul 20th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness, Videos

To hell with these wack ass Sprite commericals in the States, this is what’s up.

Spotted at TSS



40 Unfortunately Named Restaurants

By admin • Jul 7th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness

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We don’t know how long it took Manofest to compile this list, but kudos to them. They’ve posted a list a of 40 Unfortunately Named Restuarants. Among them are:

Butty Boys
Flavor of Negros
Kum Den
Cabbages & Condoms

Click here to see the rest.



Hurricane Chris Performs “Halle Berry” for the Louisiana House of Representatives

By Maurice Garland • Jun 25th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness, Videos

Hurricane Chris has come a long way from rocking Club Koko’s in Shreveport, Louisiana. He’s now rocking the Louisiana House of Representatives. Quite an accomplishment for this young man. But, this is still a big FAIL for the state. C’mon now ya’ll. Check after the jump for the full video. (more…)



Hater of the Day: Apollo Show Booing Lauryn Hill

By Ms Rivercity • May 2nd, 2009 • Category: Hater of the Day

This video of Lauryn Hill circa 1987 is proof that hate motivates. She must have been super nervous or going through puberty because her voice was def not on point. But thankfully she tightened up and went on to be one the best female singer/rappers ever, period. We love you Lauryn.



Woman Facing Jail Time For Hitting High Notes

By Maurice Garland • Apr 24th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness

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Englander Caroline Cartwright is facing jail time for hitting “high notes” and disturbing her neighbors.

I can’t stop making noise during sex, it’s unnatural. I’ll appeal.” is what she told papers in England.

They probably need to move somewhere with thicker walls, because from looking at her, I can imagine any desirable sounds coming out. Probably sounds like a shot cow. Sorry, that’s mean.



Love That Chicken From Popeyes!

By Maurice Garland • Apr 15th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness, Damn Shames

Lil Duval just tweeted this and we had to share. Damn, folks are hungry out there.



Lil Duval Finds “The Creator of Hip Hop”

By Maurice Garland • Apr 10th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness, Videos


Featuring a brief cameo by MJG.



It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp

By Eric Perrin • Apr 6th, 2009 • Category: Hater of the Day

Below is a scan of the letter XXL supposedly sent to all of Giant Magazine’s  advertisers. In short, the letter basically states, “Unfortunately Giant will fold in the near future” so you should advertise with us instead of them. If this is in fact true, it’s a blatent display of hate on XXL’s part, but hey, this is a dirty game and it’s hard out here for a pimp.  

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VH1 Casting Call For “REAL CHANCE OF LOVE” Season 2

By Maurice Garland • Mar 2nd, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness, Damn Shames

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Well ladies, it looks like Valentine’s Day is coming around more than once this year. (more…)



Monday HATE: David Stern

By Eric Perrin • Mar 2nd, 2009 • Category: Hater of the Day

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NBA commissioner David Stern just banned Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade from wearing the customized band-aids below his left eye. The Band-Wade’s had been growing increasingly popular, were resonating from Dwyane Wade to Dwayne Carter, to much of the fans inside American Airlines arena. But once the Miami Heat began to sell them online for profit, it became a problem. David Stern is blocking teams from extra earnings during a recession, which coupled with his joy of extracting all the fun from the sport, earns him the title of  “Hater of the Day.”

The Evolution of Dwyane Wade’s Band-Aid after the jump

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Cyber Thuggin’ For Real

By Julia Beverly • Feb 27th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness

During a time when rappers would rather threaten each other via Twitter and make cartoons about each other on YouTube than actually fight face-to-face, it should come as no surprise that you can now “Become A Fan” of “drug trafficking organization” BMF on Facebook.

The biography they have posted reads:

The Black Mafia Family, or BMF, is a drug trafficking organization originally from Detroit, with major hubs in Atlanta and Los Angeles, that in 2000 dived into the world of hip-hop music and entertainment, successfully promoting not only Young Jeezy but also BMF Entertainment’s sole artist, Bleu DaVinci.

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