
From releasing sex tapes of Rick Ross’ baby mama to video of his best friend laid out, to the Saturday Morning Cartoon series, 50 Cent has revolutionized rap beef with his dismantling of Officer Ricky. To say the least, Pimpin’ Curly’s massacre of the hefty Miami emcee has become quite unscrupulous, and since I find it sad to watch a man’s career (and reputation) depreciate the way Ross’ has, I thought I’d give Rick some suggestions on how he can even the score with 50 Cent a little. Hey, I told you guys I was riding with Ross from the beginning, and since I’ve never been a fair weather fan I’m sticking to my word. So despite the fact that Ross is hideously losing this battle, and regardless of how cool 50 was when I met him in Shreveport earlier this month, I’m still reserving a little hope that Ross can prevail. He probably won’t win this war, but maybe can still survive.
Buy 50’s Baby Mama a house in Miami
Most people accused 50 Cent of some kind of wrongdoing in the matter of his baby mama’s house burning down, and Since Fif’s obviously obsessed with the women in Ross’ life, Ricky should turn the tables on him. By purchasing 50’s baby mama a house in Miami he would come out looking like a real bawse, and potentially embarrass 50 as well. The only problem is that 50’s chick probably wouldn’t go for it; she’d be too scared of the G-Unit goons coming after her and burning her new house down also.
Take 50’s son Marquise to a Baseball Game
This would be the ultimate diss if Ross could pull it off. Playing daddy to little Marquise and then beating his ass a la Tony Yayo with Jimmy Henchman’s kid would be a riot. It would also probably land Rick Ross in jail for child abuse and incite this beef to a whole other level. Since we don’t want our advice to be responsible for any casualties, hopefully Ross doesn’t try to son Marquise Jackson.
Exploit 50’s Groupie Confession
Back in OZONE’s December 2005 issue, a girl contacted us with a “Groupie Confession†about 50 Cent. To put it lightly, Fif’ got a very poor review from the chick. She stated, “[50] just dropped his pants. He had boxers on, and he was all hard. His penis was poking out like, ewwwww. It was small, like, ‘What the fuck?!’ I told my home girl it was gonna be small cause he got all those damn muscles, but she ain’t believe me…â€
If the above confession was in fact true, Ross could convince a call girl that it’s “time to make a movie,†and hire the hooker groupie to conceal a hidden camera and capture footage of 50 performing a subpar sex act. If the plan worked, it would definitely generate more hits than anything on thisis50 or boobootv.com, and would be more detrimental to 50 than perhaps anything else on this list.
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