Woman Facing Jail Time For Hitting High Notes
By Maurice Garland • Apr 24th, 2009 • Category: Classic Randomness 91 views
Englander Caroline Cartwright is facing jail time for hitting “high notes” and disturbing her neighbors.
“I can’t stop making noise during sex, it’s unnatural. I’ll appeal.” is what she told papers in England.
They probably need to move somewhere with thicker walls, because from looking at her, I can imagine any desirable sounds coming out. Probably sounds like a shot cow. Sorry, that’s mean.
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