10 Ways Rick Ross Can Attack 50 Cent
By Eric Perrin • Mar 26th, 2009 • Category: Eric the Editor 778 views
From releasing sex tapes of Rick Ross’ baby mama to video of his best friend laid out, to the Saturday Morning Cartoon series, 50 Cent has revolutionized rap beef with his dismantling of Officer Ricky. To say the least, Pimpin’ Curly’s massacre of the hefty Miami emcee has become quite unscrupulous, and since I find it sad to watch a man’s career (and reputation) depreciate the way Ross’ has, I thought I’d give Rick some suggestions on how he can even the score with 50 Cent a little. Hey, I told you guys I was riding with Ross from the beginning, and since I’ve never been a fair weather fan I’m sticking to my word. So despite the fact that Ross is hideously losing this battle, and regardless of how cool 50 was when I met him in Shreveport earlier this month, I’m still reserving a little hope that Ross can prevail. He probably won’t win this war, but maybe can still survive.
Buy 50’s Baby Mama a house in Miami
Most people accused 50 Cent of some kind of wrongdoing in the matter of his baby mama’s house burning down, and Since Fif’s obviously obsessed with the women in Ross’ life, Ricky should turn the tables on him. By purchasing 50’s baby mama a house in Miami he would come out looking like a real bawse, and potentially embarrass 50 as well. The only problem is that 50’s chick probably wouldn’t go for it; she’d be too scared of the G-Unit goons coming after her and burning her new house down also.
Take 50’s son Marquise to a Baseball Game
This would be the ultimate diss if Ross could pull it off. Playing daddy to little Marquise and then beating his ass a la Tony Yayo with Jimmy Henchman’s kid would be a riot. It would also probably land Rick Ross in jail for child abuse and incite this beef to a whole other level. Since we don’t want our advice to be responsible for any casualties, hopefully Ross doesn’t try to son Marquise Jackson.
Exploit 50’s Groupie Confession
Back in OZONE’s December 2005 issue, a girl contacted us with a “Groupie Confession†about 50 Cent. To put it lightly, Fif’ got a very poor review from the chick. She stated, “[50] just dropped his pants. He had boxers on, and he was all hard. His penis was poking out like, ewwwww. It was small, like, ‘What the fuck?!’ I told my home girl it was gonna be small cause he got all those damn muscles, but she ain’t believe me…â€
If the above confession was in fact true, Ross could convince a call girl that it’s “time to make a movie,†and hire the hooker groupie to conceal a hidden camera and capture footage of 50 performing a subpar sex act. If the plan worked, it would definitely generate more hits than anything on thisis50 or boobootv.com, and would be more detrimental to 50 than perhaps anything else on this list.
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Debut “Deeper Than Rap†at Number 1 on Billboard Charts
This would be a feat 50 Cent hasn’t accomplished since 2005. Though it wouldn’t bring back Ross’ credibility, it would at least be a way to prove all of 50’s antics have failed. It would probably even display that all this 50 instigated drama actually helped Ross stay relevant. I’m not sure if “Deeper Than Rap†can in fact debut at number 1, but if it does, it will surely be a win for Ricky.
Release a video of 50 Cent Snitching
Before Rick Ross, nobody had more association with the 5-0 than 50. Calling him a snitch is all that most of his enemies have been able to do to combat Curt’s attacks. Irv Gotti and Ja Rule campaigned hard against him by calling him a snitch, they even produced a restraining order that 50 allegedly filed, but no one really cared because it wasn’t video. People like video. If Ross can pull a magic trick out his beard and get one of his C.O. friends to somehow release some never before seen footage of 50 in the interrogation room, it would definitely be a big win for the big guy.
Organize a tag-team style wrestling match between G-Unit and Carol City Cartel
This would probably never happen, but at least if Ross were to invite 50, Banks and Yayo to a brawl with himself, Torch, and Gun Play it would be a productive ploy. If 50 N ‘dem decline they would look scared, resulting in a win for Ross. If 50 accepts, and then losses the fight, it would silence Jabba Jaws Jackson forever. On the flip side if Ross and the Triple C’s lose, they will also be done forever, but it won’t make much of a difference because most people have already counted Ross out anyway.
Drug and kidnap a member of G Unit and tattoo a Double R above their eye in the same location of Game’s Butterfly LA Dodger logo
Admittedly, this is a little far fetched, and also highly illegal, but if Ross were to hire someone to do this, and filmed the process, it would be iconic.
Book 50 for a Show in Miami and Then Beat His Ass
This is a classic strategy. Ross could to create a fake booking agency and book 50 for a show somewhere in South Florida then have a gang of criminals from Carol City donned in ski masks waiting with crowbars and cameras to film 50 getting his ass beat.
Create the 2009 version of “Etherâ€
There hasn’t been a classic diss record since Nas’ 2001 Jay-Z diss, and if somehow Ross could rap like never before and create something as great as “Ether,†he would rescue his career. He wouldn’t win the war, but he’d at least still be relevant.
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First! But I think the most realistic one is #3. I think if he got a fly and I do mean fly chick that is stacked in all areas to get close to 50 and tape it that would keep him above water. I mean the stuff 50 has on the officer aren’t that damaging in my book. I mean if his babymamas are hoes then so what that ain’t on Officer Ricky. The CO stuff everybody already knew so Officer Ricky needs to hit him where it hurts.
The fact remains ross lost. You can make up a million ways to destroy 50 cent it still wont work for ross. Ja-rule exposed 50 cent as a snitch and what happen, Ja lost his career. Ross clearly picked the wrong battle on this one. Think about it, all this time now you decide to confess, if you started off lying about your past, then keep lying about your past. When people get under pressure, its busts pipes. Ross ended up admitting the whole CO thing because of the pressure. he couldn’t handle it. There’s people in the world who cant handle the pressure. The beef has nothing to do with ross music. This is HIP HOP, its very competitive, its been this way for years. Ross talks about gucci and louie and and 50 cant dress, why would 50 cent wear gucci when he can wear his own brand, why pay gucci when u can pay yourself. Ross says 50 cent is Gay, well guess what? Marc Jacobs is gay and he designs louis vuitton and ross constantly endorse that brand. To me, ross doesnt have the perfect strategy to damage 50 cent character. This is a guy who made the top 5 in Forbes next to Oprah, Ross wasn’t even on that list. 50 cent got close to ross baby mother and took her shopping, how embarassing is that. Regardless of what he says, it was his baby mother who knows everything about him. 50 cent is the man who got ross to make the confession, pressure is a mutha. Ross folded and gave up. Whether you agree or not, its a fact.
E-T-H-E-R!
It’s spelt ETHER!
Ross is a SLOB and a FRUAD…His sh*t gonna flop! Folks waiting on that Flo Ryda and new Gucci not this cookie dough homo!
Whats funny is ur saying ross’s career is done?….how so. A real nigga can see only ppl that think 50 destroyed ross is kids. Wait until his album drops, if it doesnt sell and no one request ross’s music than i will say he is done. Magnificent is played on the radio non-stop, so how is he done. Yes in the minds of bloggers he is done, but keep in mind these same bloggers talk shit about kanye and wayne and what did they do but sell records. All im saying is wait until he album drops and will we know by the end of the year if ross is done.
i agree with Jay….i really cant stand 50, he is just so irrelevant and prolly fagtacious….Ross aint done until his fans no longer support him…i think everyone thats So Southern is behind him. i could honestly care less what 50 say bout anyone..he aint shit..his music aint shit…and his lil fag boy homeboys aint shit. i think in all actuallity Ross just need to put that mafukka on igg and just do what he been doing. they puttin FLORIDA on the map man…we taking over!! hit after from these FLA boys is how u get back @ these ignant fucks. i wouldnt even address 50 if i was Ross, he aint even worth it. MOVE ON!
man..dog u on 5 0 dick..you must be the only lame thinking 5 0 is wii=nning..either YOU NEVER HAD HOES/WOMEN or something..Ross puttin out quality..and that bull shit 5 0 do got your panties in a bunch..you sound like a fuckin fraud..Bith ass mark..Ross ought slap yo punk ass..The South riding with Ross..Your faggot ass opinons don’t matter..Ross got better music..and futhermore..when has 5 0 put out anything lately? he need this more than Ross..Boss..Houston,tx riding with tha boy!
Look, I dnt like either of them but 50s winnin, if rick ross would did all that to 50 niggaz would be lovin that shit. I’m from and in the south and I gotta give props when its due. Plus he lied to yall, to everyone, and u nggaz respect that shit?
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Look, I dnt like either of them but 50s winnin, if rick ross would did all that to 50 nuccaz would be lovin that shit. I’m from and in the south and I gotta give props when its due. Plus he lied to yall, to everyone, and u nggaz respect that shit?
Get the fuck outta here, do u even kno the exact reasons behind not telling about being a C.O.? None of us really do. You saying he lied to everyone like u know the whole story. Like I said if Ross album doesnt sell, he doesnt get any radio spins, and he is ignored by the public then u can say he lose. Its obvious u are entertained by the videos,cartoons, and the rest of the shit 50 has done. tell the truth no one is even talking about half the shit 50 did becuz it is irrelavent now. 50 did everything we can think of and Ross is still all over the radio and RESPECTED by rappers and people in the industry. U can say what u want but u sound like a kid. a real journalist would ride the fence on this becuz Ross album hasnt even dropped yet. Your on 50’s dick hard and dont even know it…what a joke.
Man fuck 50 Cent ! Ya’ll nigga get off that nigga dick . That nigga anit nothing but a BIG ASS KID,Kid shit what that nigga is doing. He got The Big Boss babymama talking shit about the nigga,she anit shit ! all we known she mad with the nigga because he don’t want her sorry ass.HEY 50 SHIT ! 0 i mean 50 Cent , 2 ur fans, Fans that nigga music anit shit and he anit shit.Keep ur beef with them up north niggas ! Don’t bring that shit down south lame ass nigga !Ross music is harder and gangster then 50 shit.Fall back nigga stay off the south.Ross the south is riding with u !
Ross keep doing ur thing big dog,i’am still gettig ur album.
Let’s get down to the bottom of this..can rick ross rap better than 50?yes, but he will never make a “Get Rich or Die Trying” album..and we ALL know this to be true. Ross talks about all his money and cars but does he have more money than 50?HELL NO..and we ALL know this to be true. Is rickys career over? NO, but ja rule can make another album if he wants to…but who da fuck cares..Was rick ross a C.O.? yes..and we all know this to be true….what pisses me off about all of this is that i was a rick ross fan, i used to like 50 but money does change people..im from the SOUTH and have attended 50 and ricky ross concerts, but after the constant lies and ignorance i just cant support ross anymore..no one really believes that he is the biggest dealer in mia..but it was cool to hear him rap about it, but when the C.O. stuff came out he lied over and over again, then his reason was “talkin 2 much can get u in trouble” WTF so i guess the people at the jail he worked at in mia had no idea he goes by the name rick ross and is a famous rapper until he finally admitted it….at the least he could have given a better lie. so now when i hear ross rap all i can think about is the clip of “The Game” on that tv show change of heart without a single tattoo acting like a female. ROSS IS OVER!!! (but his flow is cold as hell)
@ J.L:
Soooooo dope!
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