Ask Uncle Face: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
By admin • Mar 12th, 2009 • Category: Ask Uncle Face 621 viewsThis is my official blog. It’s an advice column and I’m calling it “Ask Uncle Face.†It doesn’t matter what you ask, I’m prepared to answer whatever the question is.
Question: Face, I dated this girl for a long ass time, and as the old saying goes, all good things must come to an end. But for some reason I’ve been having a hard time getting over her. My friends all tell me the best way to forget about her is to fuck other girls, but I’ve been trying that and it’s not working. What would you say is the best way to get over a girl you’ve been fucking with forever…besides just fucking other girls?
                                                                                                                                                  Don Pitner, dpitner1@gmail.com
My Response: That’s a tough one right there. Um, I mean it just takes time, you know. I’m not sure if you’re trying to get back at her, or if you’re just trying to get away from her, but if you’re just trying to get over her, just be her friend and don’t let her see that it’s killing you not being with her. Shit, just go on with your life, fuck her. Matter of fact, fuck her friends. But every time you see her, or she calls you or texts you, just be nice to her and let her know that that shit ain’t got no effect on you. She’ll eventually be trying to get you back.
 *Editors note: Ask Uncle Face is an advice blog appearing periodically on ozonemag.com. We assume no responsiblity for hurt feelings or consequences that may evolve from said advice.
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