10 Things I’m Most Hatin’ On-Sex Issue Edition
By admin • Jan 22nd, 2009 • Category: 10 Things I'm Hatin' On 732 views
Shawty Shawty (What My Name Iz?) writes the “10 Things I’m Most Hatin’ On” column which runs alongside JB’s “2 Cents” every month in OZONE. His ten things for our 6th Annual Sex Issue (in stores soon) is crazy. Check it out in it’s entirety after the intermission.
1. All women who suck dick wit a rubber on
Bitch, when you go to the store don’t you take the wrapper off yo’ lollipop?
2. Niggas who eat pussy and then put on a rubber to fuck her
Dutty mouf ass nigga.
3. Everybody sex tape in the whole industry
Pamela Lee, Paris Hilton, Ray J, ain’t none of them got shit on me. Wait til’ y’all see my sex tape. I’m gon’ have Sarah Palin and Frankie (Keyshia Cole’s mama) as my co-stars.
4. Women who don’t wanna fuck on they period
Shit, I like ketchup on my hotdog!
5. Women who don’t wanna suck dick after I done bought them dinner knowing they period is on
Damn, I done bought you dinner muthafucka. If I knew I wasn’t gonna get shit we coulda went dutch!
6. All you women who say you ain’t gay, but will let another bitch eat your pussy
I ain’t sayin’ you gay, but I see a couple of flags. But you know Shawty like them gurls…who like them gurls.
7. Metro-sexuals
I’m hatin’ on all you niggas talkin’ bout you’re metro-sexual…nigga, you gay! How you gon’ be talking about you’re metro-sexual? You all high class and boughie, and the metro bill ain’t nothing but 60 dollars.
8.“Boss Bitchesâ€
This ain’t got nothing to do with the sex issue, but I’m hatin on all you bitches talkin about, “I’ma boss bitch, I’ma boss bitch.†Bitch, you ain’t a boss, you ain’t even had an interview.
9.Saggin titties
Man I went in the skrip club, and this girl titties was gotdamn takin’ a bow! How about a round of applause! Thank you, thank you. Mafuckin titties look like a nigga holdin’ a dead piece of fish by the tail. Man, this bitch titties was hangin’ so low a nigga could eat her pussy and suck her titties at the same time
10. All y’all women that don’t wipe after y’all shave your pussy, or don’t shave y’all pussy all the way
Had me down there like I was drinkin’ orange juice wit’ pulp in it. And what the fuck is pulp?
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boi this nigga need to do this mo offten atl stand up oakland city all day
Hey!! I think this shit is funny, i feel ya on everything!!!!…..but what happened to #9??
lmao!!…and i DO NOT suck dick wit a rubber on, but he gotta strap up to enter the puss cuz i aint trying to get pregnant!!
and if you brought me dinner SHAWTY, i’d suck you up!
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I with you on everything you say. We’re on the same page. I wanna see more of your 10 Things lists!