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By admin • Jan 7th, 2009 • Category: Ask Uncle Face 38 views

This is my official blog. It’s an advice column and I’m calling it “Ask Uncle Face.” It doesn’t matter what you ask, I’m prepared to answer whatever the question is.

Question: Okay Uncle Face, I’ve been messing around with this guy for a while now, and I know he really likes me, but I can’t get him to commit to a relationship with me. What should I do?
(Jessica F., Atlanta, GA)

Answer: Shit, you got a pussy? Well, my advice to you is to use what you got to get what you want. If he don’t wanna commit to you after that, then maybe something is wrong with him. Or hell, maybe something is wrong with you.

*Editors note: Ask Uncle Face is an advice blog appearing periodically on ozonemag.com. Previous Entries

If you need advice from Uncle Face email him at scarface@ozonemag.com

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